Environmental Safety & Consumer Affairs
No, you will be executed!
No, if you can’t afford to pay for your own doggy poop concierge, then move to one of the other poor towns in North Dallas – this is Lantana!
Buy a Siberian Tiger next time like everyone else – this is Lantana!
Please contact our office immediately and provide your name and address, we will dispatch someone immediately to … discuss the matter in person.
Traffic
Because you will be executed – this is Lantana!
Because that’s Argyle’s problem. The south-bound lane of Copper Canyon Rd. adjacent to Lantana is paved with gold, so there are no potholes.