Midnight Madness
Dark chocolate with nuts.
Nutter Butters
Butterscotch and peanut butter.
Chaos
Custom order.
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I’ve started using these cookies as currency with my friends. One bite, and they traded me their lake house for a dozen. It’s the best investment I’ve ever made.
These cookies are so exclusive, I served them at my last gala and had to hire security to guard the dessert table. Guests fought over the last cluster!
Pricing plans
Offers for members
Standard
$19,900/ per month
Exclusive Golden Cookie Trophy: A solid gold cookie-shaped trophy delivered to your door every month to commemorate your elite cookie taste.
Personal Cookie Butler: A dedicated butler available 24/7 to deliver cookies anywhere you are in the world, even mid-flight!
Custom Cookie Playlist: A personalized Spotify playlist to pair with your monthly cookie experience, featuring songs inspired by peanut butter and butterscotch.
Member
( Recommend )
$49,900/ per month
Cookie Vault Access: Get monthly access to a secret vault of cookies made with rare, exotic ingredients sourced from the farthest corners of the Earth.
Personal Cookie Chef: A Michelin-starred chef dedicated to creating bespoke cookies to your exact specifications.
Cookie Scented Fragrance Line: A monthly delivery of custom-blended perfumes inspired by the flavors of your cookies, exclusively available to members.
Premium
$79,900/ per month
Cookie-Themed Private Jet Flight: Enjoy a private jet decorated like a cookie wonderland, serving unlimited cookies and champagne during every flight.
Lifetime Supply of Cookie Dough Diamonds: Receive edible diamond-shaped cookie dough bites infused with gold leaf every month.
Cookie Wonderland Party: Host an annual all-expenses-paid cookie extravaganza featuring celebrity chefs, cookie sculptures, and a live performance by a famous artist (Taylor Swift, perhaps?).
These cookies pair perfectly with my morning espresso and my yacht’s golden espresso machine. Honestly, they make my diamonds seem like an afterthought.