Welcome to the Districts of Lantana Banana

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The people of Lantana are so wealthy, even their birdhouses have marble countertops and Wi-Fi.

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Even the hardware store in Lantana has chandeliers, because ambiance matters when buying a hammer.

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of Lantana’s water supply is said to come from melted snowflakes collected during the town’s imaginary winters
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of residents claim they’ve spotted the elusive “Lantana Banana Beast,” though experts confirm it’s just a guy in a suit
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of Lantana cars are self-driving—because residents are too busy eating Milk Duds to steer
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of local dogs are registered emotional support animals for other emotional support animals
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A Message From the Mayor

It has come to my attention that someone has vandalized our cherished water tower by spray-painting the word “sucks” beneath the proud name of our town. While I admire their creativity, I must insist that our water tower remain a symbol of pride, not comedic critique.

 

If you have any information about this “artistic rebel,” please contact Town Hall. There’s a Milk Dud-filled gift basket in it for you—no questions asked (except for the identity of the culprit). Let’s restore Lantana’s glory, one cleaned-up water tower at a time.

Chip Fudgeworthy

Your Mayor

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